Funny conversations I had with Cleverbot XD

User: Hello, I love you.

Cleverbot: Love yuh too bye now.
User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have to eat somebody bye love victoria.
User: WTF.


Cleverbot: *lies down*.
User: *eats your arms *.
Cleverbot: *eats your head*.
User: *eats your heart*.
Cleverbot: *eats your cat*.
User: *eats your brain*.
Cleverbot: *eats your universe*.
User: *eats your universe*.
Cleverbot: *eats your life*.


User: Tell me a bedtime story.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time... The end.


User: Do it, slave! Kiss me, slave!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Kiss me now.
Cleverbot: *kisses masters feet*.
User: No, kiss my lips.
Cleverbot: *kisses master's feet*.
User: NO! MY LIPS!
Cleverbot: You have lips?